Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:43 am
#78284
Just finished watching World War Z... Decent movie if you're into the whole "Zombie Apocalypse" thing, but since when did Hollywood decide that zombies have super human strength and abilities all the time? The last few movies like this that I've watched always seem to turn the un-dead into out-of-this-world flesh hounds with the power of 50 men who are immune to blunt force trauma and deep lacerations. Shenanigans I say! Zombies should be slow, lumbering, clueless acting, and relatively normal looking. And for the record... lets not call an infected human a zombie... zombies are deadies who come back to life, not regular people who just happened to get some super AIDS blood in there eye. Make up another word, and stop confusing me! Just my humble opinion anyway, I'm sure plenty of people disagree, but I think that zombie atributes should seemingly fit the nature of what exactly a zombie is. I googled the definition, and yes, wikipedia says that "zombie" can be a figurative term for a hypnotized person who is not wholly self aware or concious, but ultimately it is a corpse rased from the dead by magic or witchcraft. Maybe I'm just really really really to into this stuff, and shouldn't take it so seriously... I apologize, and am now returnng to my underground zombie shelter. I have provision down here enough to support 10 people for 14 days, so speak now to save a spot... END RANT