“I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world. And yet, I ask is not an alien force ALREADY among us?”- Ronald Reagen 1987 speech to the U.N.
[Martian Translation] Don't run, we are your friends. Years of reconnaissance have taught us all we need to know about Earth customs. This maniac level pumpkin carving pattern may seem scary, but you can make peace with it, even with your puny Earthling brain.