I have tried the Chuck Norris form of pumpkin carving i.e. with bare hands. I must say it does get a bit messy and you lose a lot of accuracy and detail. Basically, all you end up with is a smashed pumpkin. However, all is not lost. One day Ryan will become jaded and disenchanted and start putting out stencils like that!!!!
Chuck doesn't use regular tools to carve pumpkins he just gives it a good swift roundhouse and it comes out better then any pumpkin ever imaginable and lasts for 100 years.
I think given his age he's more likely to put his teeth in a cup of water at night and grind his gums. The only rage he suffers from these days is due to haemorrhoids and tight fitting underwear!
in the name of The Carver and the holey Gourd. Amen.
Ryan I would like to ask that Nos be struck from the forum for saying such evil wrong things. Chuck is a living legend and as such will never age. This is a sad day for all of us. If not struck from the forum, he should at least get a dozen whacks from the ZP spanking paddle.
Yet more slurs on the good name of chuck. If this forum was in fact the state of Texas you would be in real trouble right now. That kind of talk would get you thrown in jail and given the death penalty. Al I can say is, God bless Chuck and God Bless Texas.
Chuck Norris and his other fist!