Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:58 pm
#100234
WAIT! I can offer a bribe! I can send you the best puppy in the entire world! His name is Satan, I mean Kimber. He is house trained, knows how to sit, lie down, high five, shake and speak both verbal commands and hand signals. He knows how to stay if you say the word in German, so hey, multi lingual! He also knows how to never sleep, get's excited being yelled at and goes crazy, loves to give little "love bites" with his teeth and is very good at making out with people... very forcefully. Oh, and his claws, he knows how to use them so well. He only chews up his toys, now, and it takes him a few moments. He loves to try and bring rocks, sticks, leaves and bugs into the house by hiding them in his mouth. You get your cardio in by chasing him to take it away, he's very fast. He is excellent at herding people and children, but is scared of farm animals and apparently Chihuahuas. Hours and hours of enjoyment... hours....and hours... and hours....
"Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?"
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